The moment I put something here, it's going to sound like a dating profile

nowacking:

oak23:

If you don’t think the American dub of Sailor moon is a masterpiece then you aren’t no friend of mine

holy shit

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come
loligang:

grandma ain’t get ran over by no bitch ass reindeer. not this year

loligang:

grandma ain’t get ran over by no bitch ass reindeer. not this year

zachafalse:

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

zachafalse:

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

ho-oh:

littlethingstolookat:

Brawly actually turned his gym into a gym. It’s finally been done.image

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The gym gym is finally reborn

(Source: stuck-on-the-e-list)

sneakyfeets:

gg-rain:

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD

HOLY

FCUKING

SHIT

I KNEW THIS WOULD BE GAY THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL THIS IS NOT SUBTEXT THIS IS ACTUAL FUCKING DIRECTLY SAID LESBIAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Wait till it gets to the west, it will be censored faster than you can say, “DONT DO IT AMERICA!”

risdaniels:

adriofthedead:

pyopyon:

jamesisrambling:

Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date

"Did you just catch that?"

I like that the batter actually looks impressed

I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.

risdaniels:

adriofthedead:

pyopyon:

jamesisrambling:

Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date

"Did you just catch that?"

I like that the batter actually looks impressed

I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.

(Source: 4gifs)

jaxblade:

swolizard:

you never know how close you are, don’t give up

The amount of times I recite this same analogy of Magikarp and Garados to my clients is ridiculous haha Keep pushing, Its like digging down but then giving up 1 inch short of finding that Treasure. NEVER GIVE UP!

jaxblade:

swolizard:

you never know how close you are, don’t give up

The amount of times I recite this same analogy of Magikarp and Garados to my clients is ridiculous haha Keep pushing, Its like digging down but then giving up 1 inch short of finding that Treasure. NEVER GIVE UP!

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


I just spit everywhere.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

I just spit everywhere.

kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

Good old anus hole has the best chocolate flavors!

raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby

Me as a baby

Me as a baby